Regardless of recent events, thank you Jose for the 11/12 Liga season.
121 goals, 100 points, 32nd Liga title.
if i hate your team, i hate your team.
dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous.
i just hate your team.
Chelsea has two European trophies in consecutive seasons. I can hear José Mourinho in Madrid packing his stuff into Ikea boxes whispering “take me back”.
Claudio Marchisio either looks like he pirouetted down from a golden pedestal in heaven after receiving blessings from Jesus and Michelangelo and Anna Wintour straight onto the cover of every issue of Vogue ever
or he looks like he hasn’t ingested anything except methamphetamine and crawled around Paris’ sewage system for 2 weeks in 1825
there’s literally no in between with him
it’s the biggest parodox of the ages
I really hate the parts with Frodo and Sam and not the rest of the Fellowship. Frodo’s ‘poor me’ act and the way Sam treated Gollum were horrible. Gollum was also pretty darn creepy, and I didn’t like that either.
My life in a nutshell
Cristiano Ronaldo: plays football standing up, plays football sitting down.
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS